Miscellaneous: Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million...

By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Shadic 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:58

If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

friedkabob1225 0

Friday 24 April 2009 2:04

dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

Comments

Laina1312 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:04

My mother once told me that when I was singing I sounded like a cat in heat. I know how you feel.

Ravens_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:23

I would have asked the guy if he could sing any better then me. If not then shut up.

montey 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:11

Then dont sing. Or buy singing lessons with the million dollars

CasualMaggot 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:47

Seems like a good business doing christmas caroling at his place?

bigraws23 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:46

awsome neighbor

zac2012 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:31

one word... BURN!!!

dsegui4 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:07

hahahaah I hope u stopped singing lmfao

skyttlz 32

Friday 3 September 2010 6:46

haha I love that song I have it in my mp3

nikkirl5 1

Monday 25 October 2010 12:04

that's simmular to somthing a guy in my class did. this reely annoying teacher everyone hates an didn't know what he's doing was explaining how to do a mental math problem & so she's like "now , I'll give you a dollar ... " then he shouts " ILL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR TO SHUT UP " ahaha . stupid fat evil chin lady ...