By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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RoadDoggFL 0

#6, doesn't look like your mom did any better.

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JN226 0

haha thats not so bad. My cousin's first word was ****. lol. she's only 2. so FML. hhahaha But still that kinda sucks

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DKjazz 20

Talk about a shaky start...

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mintyfresca 2

whoops! btw: thank you for your service.

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rukusrazor 0

So what. At least you didn't hit the deck or roll the table over for cover when she accidentally bumped the pan off the stove onto the floor. My imagination took over, and I added to the story.

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Stay_beautiful 0

Why FML? That's usual supper time language for me! lol. jk thanks for stuff though.

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nevermind21956 0

hahahahha sry that was funny, i would probably do the same exact thing though lol

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ladyeinstein 0

Swearing is low class. I hope you apologized.

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effyoubitch 5

I'm pretty ******* low class then.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Ironically you're on a site that is basically called **** my life. ******* hypocrite...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm thinking of **** right now. What about you?

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maverick1752 16

#231, haha funny, i was thinkin the exact same thing!

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