By pineapple456 - 16/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
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darkblue_13 0

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

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choppedNskrewed 0

CHOPPEDNSKREWED to the maxx you may have deserved it, depending on how long you'd known her, for example if it was the first time hooking up with her you can't expect her to have sex with you right away!

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bonermonkey 31

you can't "expect" someone to have sex with you ever I'm not sure OP should have just assumed she was gonna right away. a) it was probably a bit early and b) even if she wanted to it makes me run right in the other direction if I am rushed

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kloklo_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA U GOT OWNED

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deannababy 0

hahahhhaah that sucks!

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darkblue_13 0

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

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cracchiolo 16

Don't make out then kiss leads to sex women

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heypeoplezzz 0

Maybe she wants to wait.

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