Animals: Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind... - FML

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:03

Ah...trying to become Superman, I see. Note to OP: It didn't work for Reeve.

awilso13 8

Saturday 3 July 2010 16:44

well the bright side to all this is that ur not paralyzed

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FindingYujin 26

Monday 19 August 2013 14:55

The darkness of the drawings are impeccable!

unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 4:34

You are either very weak or that was a very large tree branch to knock you on the ground, and how could you not see the branch before you turned around

electric_rider20 4

Saturday 31 August 2013 5:31

I was on a trail ride with my horse yesterday and we were going back through the fence and she got spooked and twisted my ankle in the fence. AND my friend fell and got the wind knocked out of her ;P

SaintJimmy21 19

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:18

lol, I'm sure he/she mumbled on purpose to distract you

JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:11

Ah yes, horseback riding takes many talents...one of them is to always be looking at where you're going! Hopefully you're alright.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 July 2014 2:38

Never look back

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