Miscellaneous: Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus....

By starboy - 10/03/2012 06:50 - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 23:52 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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jennanamac 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 15:57

That's amazing though! Star wars, FTW!

TheBlackCops 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 15:57

At least you aren't an asshole.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:03

That wouldn't be hard to guess since you look like the love child of Yoda and Chewbacca.

DKjazz 20

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:17

Fur and wrinkles? Sounds like a pug.

BostonBruinsFan 8

Monday 12 March 2012 3:35

85-That's just pure rudeness

Yung23 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:05

Star *****? Hahahaha

HighGTurn 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:08

Wait.. Today's Saturday, what are you doing on a bus? X)

j_cat187 19

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:10

Going to the beach?

asherah14 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:13

Gee maybe OP was on a public transportation bus that run every day of the week.

ssnowywinter 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:16

I bet you think you're real clever, don't you 14?

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:17

Wait...this is FML. What are you doing asking stupid questions?

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:24

14: - An FML isn't always published to the site on the day it was submitted. Chances are, this happened to OP a few days ago. - In any case, lots of people use the bus on weekends. Surprisingly, they are used for more than just travelling to school/work.

Grifballa 1

Sunday 11 March 2012 11:32

Gee, I wonder. I don't know what rock you live under, but people go to work on Saturday.

KiwiKitten 2

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:08

That's kinda hilariously adorable. If I heard a guy doing that, I would think it's cute :)

ravenevercross 19

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:28

Where have you been all my life?

l23VIVE 17

Saturday 24 March 2012 21:01

Marry Me?

whitey53 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:10

The bitch force is strong in that one, young padawan.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:27

There are plenty of female Star Wars fans out there, OP. Just make sure the first one you kiss doesn't turn out to be your sister.

kooochris1995 14

Saturday 10 March 2012 17:14

^ congratulations! You want a cookie?

Laurenlou 24

Saturday 10 March 2012 17:34

Luke, I am your father.

Sidel 11

Saturday 10 March 2012 17:45

@53 the actual quote is "no, I am your father".

SLEinTN 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:45

Doc, I love your sense of humor and your blog.

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:55

Nooooooooooo!

muffinXmonster 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:27

Death grip that ass lord vader

muffinXmonster 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 17:51

This is true And I have a strong feeling he would try to use the Jedi mind trick haha

tygerarmy 35

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:29

Waves hand* "you will give me your number"

Epsilonyx 15

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:28

Hahahah, that's great. Did you respond with "The **** shut up, you must. Hmmmmm."?

McDonaldsworker 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:48

Omg! lol, I so wish I had thought of that quote!

Oley 27

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:28

Keep your head up! It will happen when the time is right ;)

ravenevercross 19

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:35

Nice avatar. And you're right. Being a virgin isn't a bad thing OP. You'll lose it eventually. Hopefully to someone who actually cares about you. It'll be much better that way.