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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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You deserved it 38 591

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 134

By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 709

You deserved it 3 398

LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 429

You deserved it 5 855

Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 664

You deserved it 5 433

By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 517

You deserved it 5 956

By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 462

You deserved it 2 556

Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 613

You deserved it 132

Clever

By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 514

You deserved it 875

A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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You deserved it 230

By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 345

You deserved it 4 303

SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:04

She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...

GRRSOM 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:11

I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.

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laxho5 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:31

...like a boss

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:31

Well, I guess whats done is done

Toowoo 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:37

For real man quit being so fast to make a pussy joke a read tha fml right..

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:39

Take off probably

ive4g10how2fly 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:39

Cats do that though! It was probably warm and wanted a cozy hideout.

cooxoxo 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:39

Hate it when that happens....smh

ConnerCyanide 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:40

Throw a fork in there >:)

pepelittle9 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:14

;D not a fork >:D A KNIFE I WANT MORE BLOOOOOD!!!!

EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:49

124 if you are going to compliment someone say who the person is.

ahodes 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:56

OMG!!!!! how that a your fml it should be ur cats!!! poor cat!!

Emperorerror 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:57

Be glad you didn't leave it going - then you'd have a dead cat.

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Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML

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You deserved it 1 300

Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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You deserved it 146

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Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 192

You deserved it 2 792

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 261

You deserved it 25 655

Today, at my hotel, I spent over an hour dumpster diving trying to locate a pair of shorts for a spoiled brat that one of the cleaning staff accidentally threw away. When I finally found and returned them to the family, the father insisted they weren't the right ones. Spent all day smelling of trash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 382

You deserved it 1 130

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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You deserved it 3 011

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 7 941

Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML

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You deserved it 3 926

Same thing different taste

Human! Come quick!

LET ME OUT

Febreze time

Alas, poor Tiddles

Clever

A Caturday surprise

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