By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
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You deserved it 4 880

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

Comments

nicholasj96 9

Lmao I would've crawled under the one next to me and then washed my hands and exited, not giving a **** . Or you could've just knocked both of them over by opening the door to your stall .

mentallizzard 19

if the door opened outwards it would have been funny for you to kick the door open yelling "THIS IS SPARTA" or if it opened the other way to open the door and let them fall on their asses and walk past them.

Run for it, they're drunk, they won't remember.

Depending on which way the door opened, you unlock it, and kick it as hard as you can, knocking both people over and walk away calmly.

Wait till they're really into it and then kick the door a bunch and shout something stupid at the top of your lungs

I would've just stated screaming to scare them off. That or call the cops.

no...you didn't have to wait for them to finish. you could have said something. ydi