By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

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Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
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Crazi_Me 0

Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

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poopooface 0

LOL #4... tell 'em like it is. You could've killed time by doing something appropriate to the situation... fapfapfpaapfafapfpa ;) haha jk.

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dreamofme 0

Completely your fault. All the way. That's what you get for being so passive-aggressive and not taking charge in your own life. Things happen to you because you let them happen to you. Perve.

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Dbotmen 9

Have you stopped to consider this couldn't possibly be passive aggression? Or that Op didn't want a dick on his/her lap? I get that Op had several options other than wait, but sometimes, things are better left unseen rather than the alternative.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

You call OP a "perve," yet it was the couple that was having sex in a public washroom. The only "perves" I see here is them.

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PrettyVal 0

@#4 - wow. Calm down. As for the OP, as most people have said, just sitting there was not something you had to do. Public bathroom doors generally swing so put your weight against the door, open it, and push em out of the way. If they fall, it's just a fun bonus. And then I would tell someone who works there just to be a jerk, and also because who has sex in a public place and makes it THAT obvious? Sad. At least go IN a stall.

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k10tree 0

You could have said something and got out, or pushed them out of the way.

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xOpheliacx 0

And that's when you say 'get the **** out of my way.' Or crawl under the stall, cuz usually there are those giant spaces there.

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AntiChrist7 0

they were drunk, just push them out of the way and they spend the next half-hour to figure out how to stand up again. you're just a perv, YDI

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ryanr21 0

Dude, you're a perv, why did you watch it?! There's this new sensation, it's called TURNING AROUND.

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PrettyVal 0

lol @#39 - Watching was never said to happen. LISTENING was.

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ga2157 0

I agree with everyone whose been saying you didnt have to wait. and i would have stepped on them on the way out, of the bathroom if they fell. I'm sure they would have been too drunk to chase after you.

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