Intimacy: Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard...

By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Get it on

By WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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Crazi_Me 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:33

Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

SublimeToInsomni 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:34

Because deep down... HE LOVED IT

Comments

kksoccer22 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:22

u r sick!! y did u just sit there perv wtf creeper!! u r stupid y didnt u say somthing or push the door open!!! ewwwee i bet u liked it!!

Googolman 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:52

How old are you, seven? Honestly, text language is useless and annoying. Your stupid comment makes you sound like a retarded little kid. "Omg wtf creeper!!! u r stupid!!!!! eewwwweee!!!!" Honestly, get a life and grow up.

okenter 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:35

Oh, you "had to." Wimp.

cprompt 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:41

There's one technique you could have tried. It's called "Man up and open the door, or tell them to knock it the **** off." It's also called "Stand up for yourself."

Wtfisflapdoodle 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:38

Why is everyone calling her a he. I think SHE said she was peeing in the stall to emphasize that she was a girl. But YDI for not opening the door

imgangstayo420 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:47

I doubt that they came in and just started having full on sex right away. The second they came in you should have left. You were peeing, so it shouldn't have taken you that long, you should have been able to get outta there while they were just making out.

rosiegrewup 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:51

I would have opened the door and watched them faceplant.

HelloStarshine 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:27

Closet Perv! lol You could have gotten out of there if you really wanted to.

AmpulexCompressa 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:28

You totally could have pushed the door open really hard and knocked them out of the way.

milkradio 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 17:45

Dude, you didn't HAVE to sit there... People are so worried about not being rude that they don't end up standing up for inappropriate behaviour, ugh.

hottiegurl 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:23

If I were you, I would have done one of the 3 things: 1. I would pound on the door and tell them to move and go to a motel. 2. I would open the door pushing them out. 3. If you don't want to be rude, crawl into the next stall and get out through there....LOL!