Intimacy: Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard...

By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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Same thing different taste

Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Get it on

By WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 1:33

Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

SublimeToInsomni 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:34

Because deep down... HE LOVED IT

Comments

nikkirito 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:38

YDI for not saying anything.

pinklemons 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:33

kick their legs underneath the door or something.

alyssamarie218 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:47

i would have opened the dooor and made them fall

eliz3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:49

You should've peed on their feet.

abu3mair 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:52

hahahaha.... thats ******* hilarious... it must've felt awkward

sovereign_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:43

You did it because of your lack of courage. At least shout out "Police, put your clothes on and lay face down on the floor!"

Octiskeet 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:50

YDI for being meek and letting a drunken couple get in the way. What you should've done, is politely tell them to move. Then notify nearby authorities and watch them come out in handcuffs. :D

Mwoehaha 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:51

Where do you live?

paperboat_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:53

"Who's gonna sex me up?" Shoulda gone with that.

DollyMolly 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:26

Today, I woke up very hungover after celebrating my 21st birthday with my boyfriend. I then remembered having sex in a public bathroom. As if that wasn't bad enough, I can picture there being feet in one of the stalls when we walked in. FML.