By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

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Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
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Crazi_Me 0

Why dididnt you just pound on the door and tell em to knock it the **** off? Unless you wanted to listen and in the meantime got yourself off?

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waxstigmata 0

you could have hopped onto the toilet and opened the door from there, when they fell in jump over their drink asses and run like hell! Or, you could have continued along your passive-agressive path and crawled into the next stall and ran off. for that YDI on the other hand, ******* in a public place is disgusting, espacally a place were stange people excrete other bodily fluids. it sucks that you had to be anywhere near that, FYL

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Nicc 0

I agree with one of the other comments - why are people calling her a boy? If they were peeing in a stall, it's a girl. Or, possibly, a very shy boy. That's not an excuse, though - I'm a girl, and if that had happened to me, I would have pulled the door open, watched them fall in and climbed over/walked on them to get out. If they were that drunk, they probably wouldn't have even paused.

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Googolman 29

I'm a guy, and I pee in stalls, and I'm not shy. I have peed in urinals before with no problem, but I just prefer stalls.

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ShortyBBangin 0

hahahahaha! should've just opened the door anyways..its not like you weren't allowed to pee in a public restroom.

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guacamolemoose 0

Hmm.. would this happen to have been in a 7-11 in Tokyo?

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phluffmuffin 0

No, you didn't HAVE to sit and listen. You are either a pervert and wanted to, or a pathetic individual who cannot speak up for himself.

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snode001 0

Um.. drunk = no balance. if you had strategically places yourself in the stall and opened the door they would've fallen in. HAHA... I would've done it. Or atleast been like, "EXCUSE me! GET A STALL!" lol

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sjfml 0

Honestly, YDI for not pounding on the door and telling them to knock it the f*ck off.

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MichelleSoFlyy 0

I would have pounded on the door and screamed 'Get the **** off the door!' haha. Whats the world coming too? FTW.

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HteaXtrainC 0

I would have stood on the toilet, pulled the door open, and as they tumbled down against the toilet, I would have leaped over and made my victory escape.

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