By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
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Tournesol143 28

How odd. Presumably you had a top on? He needs his eyesight checked. :-)

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lily05_fml 16

Probably because he thought you had a bulge bigger than his

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littleking94 14

what an asshole. some people don't know when not to talk

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Lars93 18

you live very close to me :) come, and shoot me a message :)

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saunagirl20 6

Hii! OP here to clear some things up! :) 1. Sauna facilities in the Netherlands are indeed most typically both naked and mix-gendered, and this was no exception. ^^ 2. I was only out of the water to my belly button when the man made his comment; any bit more and my gender would've been very very obvious. X) 3. The reason he had trouble telling my gender, I assume, was that, despite being 20 years old and having completed puberty in all other parts, sadly I still lack any sign of boobies.. :( I'm a true plank, but I refuse to wear fill-/push up bra's, as I think them a type of deceit to any potential bed partners. I've been bullied quite a lot for this and of course it made getting a boyfriend difficult (Because, who doesn't want boobies? I know I do!) but in the end I did find a couple of guys (successively, not concurrently! ;) ) who cared more about the rest of me. :) (aka brains, face, ass..) If I still don't have anything in a couple of years, I'll probably get surgery, though.. I think I'd regret it otherwise later on. :/ 4. The man and his wife were very friendly, so I think they just made a honest mistake. :) I was too embarrassed to correct them, but I'm preeetty sure they realised their mistake by the time I was out of the water. ;) Thank you all for your lovely votes and comments, you've been a delight! :D (hehe I got #69 X) )

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sturschaedel 27

OP, I don't know if you plan on having kids some day, but if you do, your boobies might magically make an appearence then. I know several women who had no detectable boobage going on until they got pregnant and kept a good average sized cleavage after that. If you don't plan on kids though, by all means, get surgery. Just don't go overboard and choose a size matching your body type - those C-or-more hard balloons on slim bodies scream fake from a distance and just look silly.

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saunagirl20 6

Hey Sturschaedel, thank you for your comment. :) I do hope that'll happen, but since I'll be 25 before finishing college, I doubt I'll have kids before turning 30, and I'd like to have boobs before that time.. Since I have a bit of a bad back I definitely won't get any melons on my chest, so don't worry about that. ;)

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utg001 2

hmm, I would suggest against surgery, looks get you started, but personality lets you keep them. plus I think fakes are a turn off, you won't be getting the real feel. anyways, I hope you stay happy with what you decide :)

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