By Poop - 02/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, Orbit is always there to use afterwards. I'd still like to know where the hell they tested shit particles flying up in a parabolic arc 25 feet into the air though.

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null_fml 11

Well, at least your old friend has a reason not to talk to you for years again.

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plexico 3

I don't think it is physically possible for poop particles to fly 25 feet from a flush. However, when the shit hits the fan. . .

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USMC2LTS00N 0

dude, evreybody's mom ebarrasses them every now and then in front of friends.

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boone_fml 0

Where in jersey are you? Tell your mom I said hi

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lahp 0

it really does not matter... faecal matter can be found on every ones tooth brush.. whether or not it is near a toilet :) and yes it is true not closing the lid when you "poop" can add to the amount on there... it isn't a big deal... especially if you run it under hot water instead of cold before you brush :) the particles will still be there but most the bacteria will be killed =]

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Brooklynxman 0

Poop. Particles. She actually said that? Wow.

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

#34.. I'm a little concerned about you. :S

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LifeInTheShadows 0

u could've turned that moment into an inside joke, it doesn't have to be a FML, but if you feel really embarrassed after that, i understand...just try to be a little more creative next time your mom decides to say something like that...=P just make sure that she doesn't give you "the talk" when ur video chatting with friends... but if she does, i want to see it posted as an FML =P

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Glam_fml 0

I never knew having normal bodily functions was now a cause for yoir life being ******. Today, I woke up and took a piss. FML.

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TheTruth1428 0

Missing the point. It's not that she pooed, it's that her mom announced it to her friend. Normal people don't run up to others and go, "I took a shit today, isn't that wonderful?"

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Sevventh 0

You corrupted your mother, she has never heard such a thing in her entire life, go to hell now. GO!

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TheTruth1428 0

Way to totally miss the point. It's not the act she's embarrassed with, it's that her mom bust in the room and started talking about it. Bowel Movements aren't a proper conversation topic, unless there is a problem and you're talking to a doctor. When is the last time you went up to a friend and said, "Have you pooped today? How did that go for you?" It's just not proper conversation.

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