Miscellaneous: Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair....

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Thursday 8 March 2012 18:52

At least you know your hair smells good, right?

perdix 29

Thursday 8 March 2012 18:58

Tonight (or tomorrow morning), shampoo with pepper spray. Tomorrow will be the last day he'll pull that shit.

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caitlyyn123_ 0

Friday 9 March 2012 8:55

Guys, lol you can't bring pepper spray to school! Think! And, sorry girl. (:

Neorecon19 18

Friday 9 March 2012 15:21

Still, take the £100! That's worth about $200, so even better!

Taymah49 7

Friday 9 March 2012 15:27

Well, it could be worse

rushik 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:36

He likes you :p

kayaker83 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 1:59

Was he hot at least?

AEady15 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:36

£?

caitlyyn123_ 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:43

You guys, you can't take pepper spray to school. Ahaha think!

peaceout7247 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:57

Maybe he just thought it smelled good......... No

jeffree_adams 5

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:01

O.O

SailorSolaris 43

Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:45

Just put it in a bun or something and keep it out of reach. Then, if he continues, you have grounds for a harassment charge.

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