Kids: Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young...

By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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Hanging on by a thread

By fml - 23/05/2022 02:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I was standing in line when the lady in front of me stepped out of the line. I made a comment about how rude she was for doing that, and she immediately burst into tears because she “didn’t know it was rude to do that.” A grown woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Kent

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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radooh 0

Monday 9 November 2009 10:25

You should have started laughing maniacally saying "I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP, LITTLE GIRL".

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 9:51

She probably thought you were gonna eat her or something

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mgeektest 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:06

test... test

mgeektest 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:08

hello. ..

macknumber307 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:37

aw... dont take it hard. most likely it wasn't because you are older, but because the child probably had never seen a person with braces before.

terriibabiiix23 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:46

don't worry, it's not yur fault. i agree with #45

NinjaCookie 0

Monday 27 December 2010 22:09

you should have kicked her in the mouth.. then when she's older, hopefully she'll smile at a kid and her dentures will fall out xD

that_nerdy_sock 3

Friday 30 September 2011 7:30

Well I dunno... Maybe you just smiled in way that she thought was creepy..sharp metal squares on your chompers can be scary to kids

Parisgirl34 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 21:22

Well, she didn't know what braces were probably..

merrielp 13

Monday 11 June 2012 3:49

Hot

mip_92 29

Friday 11 April 2014 2:26

I have braces and I'm 21. I know how it feels lol

cp399 14

Thursday 14 August 2014 4:34

*lady's

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