Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth...

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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deathburger13 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:34

Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)

Rakayum 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:35

nobody likes a tattle tale.

Comments

marz88 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:41

I don't agree with telling, but I am leaning towards the "15 is kinda too young to be having sex maybe so I should probably warn my parents about it so they can have a talk with my sister so she doesn't make stupid mistakes or I should do it myself" area. (Feel free to throw your ZOMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO CLOSE MINDED AND ARCHAIC missiles at me). Oh and birth control does not equal to sex. Irregular period and a whole host of other things could be the reason she is taking it. In my opinion that was your parent's way of saying mind your own damn business and we are going to say something to **** with you because you didn't.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 21 September 2009 1:47

Competely agree with everything you said

Blacksnake_fml 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 2:19

Dude, you are sooo damn right.

Nacirema20 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:41

Wtf? ur parents r weird!!! FYL

theshinepolice 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:09

oh that's happened, my mom threw my sis's laptop once. it borke. then she said "you're welcome". parents can do cruel cruel things. so this can be true.

theshinepolice 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:11

broke*

Dee100 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:47

YDI for being a ******* snitch.

gingermo 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:47

karma for being a tattle tale.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Monday 21 September 2009 1:54

lol my parents are much easier on me little brother

BellaBabexX 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:01

there is a difference between ************ and sex you know that right?

wopchop12 8

Monday 25 November 2013 5:30

Would sex be with your left hand instead of your right?

medfly 2

Monday 21 September 2009 2:04

eh, enough, people! birth control pills aren't just for people who have sex and want to avoid getting pregnant and somehow don't care for STDs. they're often used by women who have period related problems, and they often just magically solve the problem, be it irregular periods, unusually heavy bleeding, debilitating pain, or more. they don't imply she had sex, although if she kept it secret from the parents it's probably that.

SuperFlyTilliDie 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:59

They're also used to keep severe acne under control... I have used it before for that purpose and I'm a virgin and not planning on changing that anytime soon...

Slaught_fml 3

Monday 21 September 2009 2:06

Your sisters a **** and your parents are white-trash.

oogyboogy 6

Monday 21 September 2009 2:48

Ya well your a black peice of shit bastard who thinks he's cool because he's black

TeeLee 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:11

Maybe she doesn't have the pills for sex. Maybe your parents were just fxcking with you because they didn't want to go into detail about your sister's menstrual cycle. Maybe.