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THE OP IS A GUY
You should respect your sister's privacy, and maybe if your parents found you with a girl(or guy, depending on what you like...), they wouldn't have acted like that. So, grow a pair, stay out of your sister's stuff, and find yourself a damn woman.
Excellent point. What the hell was he doing rummaging through her stuff anyway?
Actually, if you have close relations to siblings, you tend to wander their room. Yesterday, I was on the phone in my brother's room while he was just outside. I wasn't 'snooping', I was just boredly wandering. The only thing I found of particular intrest in their was a glue stick outside of its container. And my best friend in the whole world is his girlfriend, so I tend to be in there a lot. The moral of this rant? Just because you're in a sibling's room, whether older than you, younger, or a twin, like mine, doesn't mean you're a snoop, snitch, or terrible person. My brother and I actually have an agreement not to tell anyone certain things.
Everyone here thats mad at him for being a tattle is a moron, 15 is too young to be having sex and his parents are losers for imposing a double standard.
Well, at least you know who the favorite is. FYL
Obviously your parents want grandkids. They were enraged that you were simply washing their potential grandkids down the drain, but they sound thrilled that your little sister is eagerly working on bringing their dream to fruition. Get a new laptop. Do what you have to do. Don't let them find you. When your little sister gets pregnant, make sure you're able to move out of the house so you don't get dragged down by it.
I appreciate your very thorough analysis of my comment. Next time I will either have to: 1. Think through my logic much more carefully to fully address concerns like those you have suggested or 2. Actually post something that is not intended to be a joke. Thank you for your truly thought-provoking feedback. But to be fair... the parents didn't say "birth control is a beautiful thing". They focused on the sex part of her actions.
if she wasn't taking them for sex, why did the parents reply that sex is a beautiful thing, instead of saying "it's for other medical reasons, mind your own business"?
No, but it usually is. That's why it's usually girls that take them. Because... boys can't get pregnant anyway. I'd use smaller words if I could.
Boys aren't often plagued with heavy, irregular periods or terrible menstrual cramps either. In fact I believe menstruation and pregnancy are somewhat biologically related. Did you skip that day in health class?
Boys are frequently plagued by menstruation, indirectly . We have to share the same living space (i.e. planet Earth) with women who menstruate and become very unpleasant to be around because of it. All I was suggesting is that the primary purpose of birth control pills is to control births. It's pure speculation on my part, but I would be willing to bet that if we took a poll of all the girls taking birth control pills and asked them if they were being used to prevent pregnancies (i.e. "are you sexually active and using only the pill for contraception?"), we would most likely find a high percentage of "yes" responses. The fact that there are useful side effects from the pill doesn't change the fact that they are USUALLY taken for contraception. And if you must know, I slept through health class. Most health class teachers are dullards who slept through health class themselves, and found out later in life that they were only qualified to teach health class. And maybe be a football coach.
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Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)
nobody likes a tattle tale.