By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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deathburger13 0

Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)

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oogyboogy 6

Did anyone notice the OPs name is lovehishand

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xx_irish_rose_xx 0

I call BS, since I highly doubt the same parents who freaked out over masturbating would be so nonchalant just a few years later over actual sex, but even if this is true YDI for snitching on your sister.

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picturetaker 0

they probably smashed your laptop because you were masturbating on cam.

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abbydoll1414 0

Exactly right. At least she would be having SAFE sex, and isn't going to get pregnant. And anyone saying she doesn't care about STD's- just because she's on the pill does not mean she wouldn't be using a condom. She could be putting those health classes to use and using both. Whether she's taking the pill for sex/potential sex or period reasons, good for her.

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freddyyy 0

OP is a guy. Guy's don't think about things like cramps and period regulation and shit like that. We take birth control pills at face value and think of it as a method of prevention and that's it. Parents replied "Sex is [a] beautiful thing," which implies that their daughter is not taking it for medical reasons. Also, it is safe to assume that the parents already knew she was taking birth control. As far as I know, not a lot of doctors prescribe birth control without parental consent. The sister also doesn't exactly have the methods to pay for it. Minors get shitty jobs with shitty hours and shitty pay. However, OP, you were in the wrong to not only snoop through your sister's stuff, but to also rat her to your parents. If you had a genuine concern, you would have spoken directly to your sister. Instead you told your parents, expecting her to get the same reaction you got when you couldn't shove your dick in your pants fast enough.

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mysticshadow 0

actually as far as sexual contraceptives go doctors can give it without parents permission. I started getting mine at planned parent hood when i was 16, and it was also free since i was a minor and did not want it showing up on my parents insurance, its called the "good cause" clause. It would be against confidentiality to get the parents involved.

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freddyyy 0

Oh? Ah, well, I was just assuming on that aspect. Thanks for correcting me.

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Bunbu 8

First of all, why were you in her room? Second of all, why were you going through her stuff? Having birth control does not mean she's having sex. Also, would you rather her be safe while having sex or not? You're an asshole brother. Good job, tattle-tale.

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syed121417 22

Maybes she left it out on her counter? Maybe they are really close? Perhaps she asked him to get something from her room? It's funny how quick people are to assume

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melainaa 0

I guess girls in your house are allowed to have sex Adopt me?

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fxdxhk90 0

Wow, your parents are truly asswipes. It is very confusing, since more people are protective of their daughters rather then sons. Well, find a chick, nail her in your parents bed, and then you'll see how cool they are with any of this.

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ayashe 2

YDI for not minding your own business, for getting caught, and for using terms like "pleasuring myself." As others have stated birth control pills aren't only used for birth control, and since your parents weren't surprised they probably already knew. Maybe they were just messing with you when they said "Sex is beautiful thing" because it has nothing to do with you.

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