Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth...

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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deathburger13 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:34

Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)

Rakayum 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:35

nobody likes a tattle tale.

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BobbyHutchinson 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:36

Porbably cos she isnt a whiney tattle tale bitch who feels hard done by over nothing

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 21 September 2009 5:51

Sounds like my mother lecturing me about pleasuring myself, then me finding a vibrator in her drawer. :I

JoshBarblahblah 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:11

You had a laptop when you were 15? I don't know how many years ago that was...but if your daughter is 15 and that you had her after you were 15...I'm spotting some sort of timing issues here. Whatever. Think your daughter is a ****, if you will, but buy her some condoms. She'll have sex no matter what you say and she should know that birth control pills won't prevent HIV.

collegecutie0788 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:34

it said his 15 year old SISTER not daughter

calliebeth 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:34

She said she was in her SISTER'S room.. not her DAUGHTER'S room. Read more careful next time you decide to rant...

Ashley868 10

Monday 21 September 2009 7:09

You need to learn how to read... it says his sister, not daughter.

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:15

Lol, all ******* right. With a hammer? Come on. Be more original.

teethsoup 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:27

im pretty sure chicks take birth control so there not as bitchy during there period most girls start taking it after there first period so shes probably never seen a dude naked

LaGringaC7 0

Monday 21 September 2009 21:57

What planet are you on? Birth control doesn't stop PMS. Yaz got in trouble for saying it did. Also, not all girls run to get birth control when they're eleven and puberty hits. I can't name any. You're an idiot.