Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth...

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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deathburger13 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:34

Replace your moms ***** with a taser and paint it pink :)

Rakayum 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:35

nobody likes a tattle tale.

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YDIBITCHES 0

Monday 21 September 2009 7:20

Rosie Palm and her five little friends

sleepingturtle 0

Monday 21 September 2009 7:26

If thats how you thought they would react, why did you tell on your sister?

were_giraffe 2

Monday 21 September 2009 7:36

15? that's a bit young. hell at 15 she can't even drive a car yet but she somehow knows enough about sex to make a mature decision? *rolls eyes*

doof_fisch 2

Monday 21 September 2009 7:40

Get an inflatable partner and "accidentally" leave it on your bed. If they say something, then respond: Hey -- you're right! Sex IS a beautiful thing! Thanks, Mom and Dad for your encouragement!

erwest 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:07

YDI you snitch

Glitchman_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:37

Wow, the fact that people here use the terms, "snitch" and "tattle tale" just go to show the age of your average FML user.

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 21 September 2009 8:44

You're one of those motherfuckers who calls that “How’s My driving?” number, participates in “neighborhood watch” and sends anonymous tips to the police, aren't you? There's something called INTEGRITY that snitches need to learn the meaning of. And meanwhile, STFU!

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 5:37

I would think the sister needs to learn a thing or two about integrity. She's 15, and not necessarily is she just now sexing, mind you. She could have started long before that. Those examples you gave are totally irrelevant, and actually harm your point, because you SHOULD call and say "this guy's driving like a maniac!" and you SHOULD call the police if your neighbour's house is being broken into. And to those saying "birth control doesn't mean sex!" you all fail at comprehension. Consider the parents' response, and also consider that they didn't know she had them, obviously. They would have known she had them if it was for reasons other than sex, and they wouldn't have said "sex is a beautiful thing" if it was for reasons other than sex. And Why is masturbation worse than underage sex? Why is it worse than sex in general? Why are the parents' reactions to their children justified because it was masturbation vs sex? Also he wasn't necessarily snitching. He could be genuinely worried about the consequences his little sister could experience. He took the case to his parents because they're THE PARENTS and are the ones who usually administer the advice and "the talk" and all that. Maybe he wasn't expecting them to punish her but to just talk to her?