Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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NGM_47 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

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Animati0n 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:40

That's not awkward whatsoever. :/ I wonder how he got those pictures.

slmlyl530 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:41

I would suggest that when your home check outside to make sure he's not there and lock up everything at night!

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:47

More like change the lock. XD Most good stalkers get into your place...

InkGothical 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:41

run away while you're still alive! but seriously. that's not ok...run away and get safe.

godcomplexkid 7

Monday 21 July 2014 3:15

if he was dangerous she would be dead.

Noxx_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:41

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

MSJ91 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:44

they only MET two months before, and the photos are CANDID. It isn't like her parents gave him class photos of her. Still, it doesn't mean they can't work it out.

deliciouskaek 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:44

#18 :: She's only known him 2 months, let alone been dating him. He's not that significant. This is only appropriate after they've been seeing each other a while, he's met her parents, they've had time to go through old albums and he secretly made one of the two of them. Two months into knowing her name, this type of thing is ******* creepy. @ OP :: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Clutzy_as_ever_4 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:45

#18 she said she met him 2 months ago. Those pictures are from 3 years ago. How would he have gotten them. She didn't over react it's kinda creepy for someone you just met to have those kinda pictures. I honestly have no suggestions or advice for the OP. I just hope you are safe

theflamezbegin 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:14

Amen, Noxx. Amen.

apastry 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:21

Obviously you don't know the meaning of the word candid.

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 7:11

Obviously you don't know candid has two meanings. Nice try though.

Summer_NightsXD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:22

Yeah apperantly u dont kno the meaning of CANDID. I can honestly say I have never taken pics of someone for 3 years before I met them.

Aerius_fml 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:12

You didn't read the FML. She'd only known him for two months when she was invited over to his house, and discovered all of the pictures. Think about it... he has pictures of her from three years back and she's only known him for two months? Stalker.

EffYoLife 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:02

With that logic, you must be a creepy stalker too!

photogfrog 13

Friday 6 December 2013 18:30

Moron

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:43

Were all these pictures on facebook? He could have potentially gotten them after you started dating.

OMGQueenB 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:52

This is a good point. You sure he didn't get them online or off your friends etc?

MSJ91 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:57

If they were on FaceBook, I'm sure she would have recognized them, and candid photos tend to mean that the subject wasn't aware that someone was taking a picture of them.

dancing_bear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:01

Even if he got them off her facebook after she met him, making up an entire album of pictures of her when they've only known each other two months (and so presumably been dating for less) is still pretty creepy.

blue8795 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:25

Yeah, that's true. I guess it's just wishful thinking for the OP. Still, I'd highly prefer the slightly creepy "Oh hai, I made albums out of your facebook pictures without you knowing" to the very creepy "I've been stalking you for three years and you never knew." OP, give us an update!