Animals: Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology....

By shaunaaa - 17/02/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 317

You deserved it 5 345

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 324

You deserved it 7 652

By gaggin - 26/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Beverly Hills

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 158

You deserved it 3 985

Freaked out

By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 537

You deserved it 2 216

By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 643

You deserved it 5 727

By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 704

You deserved it 2 519

By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 738

You deserved it 292

By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 835

You deserved it 19 099

By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 669

You deserved it 8 944

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 975

You deserved it 3 736

By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 960

You deserved it 1 139

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:40

Also this is Australia. AKA the Land of Everything Trying To Kill You. I assume the spider is venomous.

berrychii17 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:24

it's poisonous. obviously op would be scared. they can kill ppl

Comments

XDBrittany1228 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:38

godd i'd scream, I wouldn't even want to touch the dead ones to be honest

glen12 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:32

trust this to be a girl. did it hurt you? bite you? harm you in any type of way? given the amour of info in this post, no. and for all those people who say red backs are highly poisonous and deadly, get you facts right, they do have poison but usually a fully grown human can survive a bit with no external medication or treatment, and depending on you immune system, there may not even be swelling larger than a mosquito bite...

jewels1877 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:37

Did it pick you up and throw you against a book case?

EmperorPsycho 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:48

Arachnophobia is something that can affect someone with even the thought of a spider. I have spasms if I even think about one, because I am very arachnophobic.

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 18 February 2011 0:46

Are redback spiders poisonous?

thesinginguy 18

Friday 18 February 2011 1:42

only if you're immune system is compromised(meaning you are sick) you are a child or you are elderly. it's just extremely painful if you are healthy.

extremenoodles 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:13

Oh gosh, a redback. I'd be freaking out so badly, we used to get them all the time around our pool and my dad would be terrified. Be grateful it wasn't a funnelweb?