By benander - 15/09/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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LOLYLIF 0

I hope to ******* God no one does a comic for this one.

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leos1991 0

Nasiest fml yet. Congrats

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girlygirl666 0

Or a vet? WTF is it with worms today? I was holding one of my dog's 4 week old puppies today, and I felt something moving on my arm. It was a worm coming out of his butt! I almost dropped the poor little thing! The vet said it's common after the first de-worming. So disgusting!!

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hudo 0

**** you, i was eating breakfest and almost puked ..... :s

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Tiddlesflyingcat 0

I saw this same story on Discovery channel, GG on trying to be original you stupid hick, next time try to get a story that doesnt suck.

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woxy 0

Look on the bright side, what's another few days when you've clearly had it for quite some time?

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troggy 0

FYL, but on the plus side, the comments on this have made me laugh harder than I have all week. So you're doing some good.

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Polygon 0

Be glad you live in an area where this is treatable. I can't imagine a worse death other then slowly being starved of nutrients as the tapeworms start growing/multiplying and digesting everything you eat. also another fun tapework type disease: in this one, it enters through your foot (i believe) and attaches to your intestines, and then it starts to poke a hole through your abdombinal wall and you have to live with it just chilling there outside of your body, and people in africa who can't get this treated have a stick that they just continually roll the tapeworm up in.

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ladyvader401 5

Woah. Let me make sure I'm following this: You can't pull it all the way out, since it's attached to your intestines. But the OP already pulled it out three feet. Does that mean he's going to have three feet of tapeworm hanging out of his ass until the meds arrive? Balls, dude. This is one of the real "FMLs."

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