By benander - 15/09/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
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LOLYLIF 0

I hope to ******* God no one does a comic for this one.

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katybean12 0

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth that is so gross! fyl

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change_we_need_fml 0

EEEWWWWWW. nastiest FML ever.

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hapylordofdeath9 0

two things. First: what the f*ck? that's disgusting. Second: who uses the word " defecating" anymore?

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gothrockerkid 0

eeewwwwww I didn't think you could do that!! now you know how anal feels like!!

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

learn to cook your damn food thouroghly

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bflakes 1

that's gross how afterwards u had 3 ft of tapworm hangin out ur @$$

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adorableemu54 0

omg eww. this is in the intimacy section? killed it.

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