Work: Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very...

By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By The Draught of Living Death - 17/07/2018 15:00

Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Anger issues much?

By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2018 19:00

Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By xxx - 03/09/2017 04:29

Today, at a meeting, I had a heated argument with the only female employee at the office. A little later, I managed to hit her in the face with a door, giving her a bruise. Nobody believes it was an accident. FML

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MutatedPie 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:18

knee her in the ****** and falcon punch her face then

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:26

You're gonna have to Chris Brown that bitch.

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undeadsoldier28 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:25

Dude!!!!!!!!!! that sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! i woulda kicked him in da balls, see how he likes it.

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:12

What part of "female coworker" are some of you not understanding?

JungleDisorder 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:38

Why is this chick such a perv lol

hashoahxxx 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:52

considering there's security cameras in the elevator you can get her fired due to evidence.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:05

Get your coworker fired.

JuuuusssstFML 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:07

Ouch your co worker is EVILLLLLL!!! : D

fmyli 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:17

lol! that's ****** hilarious!

122409 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:27

ydi for being a pedophile

quite_bored 9

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:32

Agreed, "attractive teen", wtf?

pedroiaman15 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:07

LOLZ EPIC WIN! XD

Wandering_Witch 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:18

Your FEMALE coworker... groped a minor..... Wouldn't she ******* see a woman's hand grabbing her? Something doesn't add up here.....

Rechee20 13

Wednesday 4 February 2015 16:50

Exactly!!

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