By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

Comments

omg, who even says that!!! ur life sucks

dackattac 0

Damn, FYL. Sometimes I wonder if these parents are cockblocking their kids on purpose?

Why would you wonder, after all of the FML's about kids getting in trouble for having sex? It's pretty clear they are doing it intentionally.

RNCftw 0

probably should have just learned how to pee. problem solved.

ydi for sprinkling when your tinkling! why couldnt you be a sweetie and wipe the seatie? jk! wow fyl!

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

i always thought it was, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

DieterDerBlau 0

Ok I'm lost here. How does a woman, who sits to pee, presumably, piss on the seat??? Are you a hermaphrodite??? Mid-sex-change??? How the hell does a woman pee on the seat?

esklstar 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thats hilarious

cabbage2689 0

oh my gosh, i'm not gonna lie. that made me laugh so HARD! haa haa. i'm sorry....but that's really funny.

shighappens 0

YDI for pissing on the seat. FYL tho for your mom saying that to you in front of to hot guys.