Kids: Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my...

By I said whaat - 18/12/2012 16:50

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By yen - 07/10/2018 22:00

Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:10

Am I the only one who wonders what happened next?

FlavorlessPie 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:10

This is a great time when the old, "The mall Santas are just Santa's helpers" would come in!

Comments

The_Water_Ninja 9

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:15

well this can be fixed easily

Cbizzlez 10

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:16

That's when you explain that they all work for the real Santa because he's busy at the North Pole.

anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:17

Should have said and this would have been really believable MAGIC.

bleachfreeblonde 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:17

At least he's observant. I was a whole-hearted Santa believer until I was ten.....

Moochi456 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 2:32

I was until the 6th grade xD

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:18

You monster! Burn in hell! Muahahahahaha ;) open mouth, insert foot.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:21

Oh, Olpally, there's no need to abuse yourself that way. I've heard it's excruciatingly painful to have a foot shoved down one's throat.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 18 December 2012 20:58

Ooo someones into bondage.. Lol..

katties 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:26

No. Putting your foot in your mouth is an expression for something embarrassing or wrong you say.

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:48

58- they're both joking with me. Lol. :)

smallshaft 10

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:21

What's next on your agenda? Tell him there is no Easter bunny or tooth fairy?

anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:22

100 Santa Claus's working at the mall 100 Santa Claus's working at the mall If one Santa Claus's should stop working any more 99 Santa Claus's at the mall.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:11

No shit.

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:48

Nice jingle. Want a record deal?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:26

Did you find this out after going on for ten minutes trying to thank the one and only Santa for his great service? When are you gonna learn not to judge someone by what they wear? You now know there are multiple Santas and imposter soldiers, lets hope you don't find out about that guy in the bunny costume... I mean, the Easter Bunny.