Miscellaneous: Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs...

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Lost

By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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plethora 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:16

Aaaand you didn't think to pretend it wasn't you? Give him a shortened version of your name or something, then get his number and exit (casually) stage left. Too easy.

gaby904 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:06

wow MOMS you must stop with the embaressment.. but then again, if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have half of the great fml's on here!

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Thespianism 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:10

Ten made me laugh. Gotta love them kuddie harnesses. Pasting an emergency number on your forehead wouldn't hurt either.

judgmentalbear 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:11

Aw poor girly. Moms can be so embarrassing. You should have acted like they weren't talking to you. The guy didn't know your name.

lovely997 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:48

HAHAH agree with 6

writerchick11 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:54

I do that. Well, I've never been called for on the intercom... But, don't feel bad. I run around, check out guys, CD's movies, whatever. Normally, my folks just text me. Or come looking. :)

Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:08

LMAO, your mom is hilarious, my sisters and I used to call our other sister's name over the intercom in stores and at the library just to piss her off. Tell your mom to call/text you next time, you do both have cell phones, right???

kenowafootball18 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:35

Ha ha thats sucks tk be you

xoxcassandraaxox 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:44

Haha lolololol cell phones maybe? Or does mommy think youre not old enough yet?

shoegal808 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:38

unless you were wearing a name badge i doubt he would've realised it was you

Dmars444 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:55

omg closest person to home I have seen! msg me lol

deathproof_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:43

That's freakin embarassing. I hate overprotective parents.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:52

well he obvs didnt know your name.. so you could have just acted normally. but you seem like a pussy so you were probs like "oh i gotta go. bye" and then ran away. way to be.