Miscellaneous: Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice...

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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lifeftl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

man your mom is an awesome cockblock

bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:19

Oh my god. What?

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ellebell 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:11

ahaha PRICELESS

white_mouse 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:13

HAHAHAHA. Moms are the best cockblocks. However, yeah, that shouldn't be such a big deal. LOL

Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:15

Oh wow, I never realized how annoying mothers can be. Thank goodness mine isn't like this..

yeahreally 6

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:15

moment killed successfully by your mom! ouch!

poopooface 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:19

So what? You're a girl, you have your period. It's all normal. Your mom shouldn't have interrupted your moment though.

jules96_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:25

i would kill my mom omg

jabbaundead 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:36

# 11, if you're a guy you have noooooo idea how bad periods get. and if you're a girl you should understand. accidents happen and you shouldn't get pissed at someone for leaking through. jeeze. asshole.

strangersdk 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:41

I bet he didn't care all that much, guys know girls have periods. Though you should try not to let it leak through haha.

abbydoll1414 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:42

Cockblocked

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:47

Ah well, it could have been worse. She could have announced that the AIDs test was a positive. If that was me, in the guys position I would have just started laughing and wouldn't let it get in our way. Don't worry about it