Miscellaneous: Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice...

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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lifeftl 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:20

man your mom is an awesome cockblock

bioclock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:19

Oh my god. What?

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braFTW 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:17

Parents are clueless.. sorry.

laulaufolife 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:48

does your mom really want you to pay her back for something like $3.00 for drycleaning?

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:09

oh moms!

BigDamnHeroesSir 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:18

Two words. Menstrual cups. (i.e. DivaCup) ... Seriously ladies, they'll be your best friend forever.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 7:20

Oh no, now that guy knows that you get periods!

Becks129 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:35

LMFAO! What an awsome **** block! Moms are the best at that. How did the guy react to that?

ihaveavag 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:55

1) your mom is a very smart lady, way to cockblock success! 2) oh yeah, it sucks that you were talking to the one guy in the world who didn't know all girls get periods! 3) your mom is my hero.

Sciamachy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:25

That begs revenge of some sort. You seriously need to embarrass her in public while at the same time pwning her such that you look like the stable, mature one & her the bitch she is. Then after, you can say to her, "Well, you know the other day when you embarrassed me in public? *That's* how I felt. How do *you* like it?"

brituke23 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:43

#42 Are you an idiot or something?! Every girl has their periods differently. Maybe yours have been light and with little blood, but some girls have SO rough periods that they have to change their padis 2 times in an hour! You are a girl and you write a comment like this? F**k you really.