Today, I was laid off from my job of 5 years. Last weekend I... - FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 21:55 - United States

Today, I was laid off from my job of 5 years. Last weekend I ended my relationship of 3 years. 2 weeks ago I had a pipe break in my walls and do massive damage to my floors. Tried to go comfort myself with some junk food but now my car isn't starting. My life is literally falling apart....FML

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LeahMichelle 6

Saturday 20 March 2021 9:59

Hope things get better for you

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