Miscellaneous: Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our...

By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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Steve95401 49

Monday 6 July 2015 14:18

At least your Dad is still interested in checking out your Mom's boobs after all these years.

not_your_taco 15

Monday 6 July 2015 14:20

At least you know they aren't getting divorced anytime soon

Comments

dutchy86 20

Monday 6 July 2015 14:40

did you then get "the talk"?

LeBandit 20

Monday 6 July 2015 14:42

let us know how counseling goes

NeyNeyDaDa 21

Monday 6 July 2015 14:53

Why were you laying in between your parents??

usnwife 18

Monday 6 July 2015 15:12

I took it as OP was laying on the bed and mom walked in and was standing in the doorway or something... I'm not really sure though, it seems odd in general the way it's written

lukian_fml 29

Monday 6 July 2015 15:40

It's called a couch.

lulinator 40

Monday 6 July 2015 16:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

sandman676 20

Monday 6 July 2015 15:04

Go mum whoo hooo

thesmeagol 22

Monday 6 July 2015 15:06

Just think, not that many years ago, you were feeding from those boobs.

Vlen_fml 20

Tuesday 7 July 2015 2:38

maybe, not all babies are breast fed

patwo8 14

Monday 6 July 2015 15:15

That's awkward for you but good for your dad lol

ofinnocencepast 4

Monday 6 July 2015 15:19

I'm trying to figure out why you were laying in bed with your dad...??

Amama_fml 30

Monday 6 July 2015 16:13

I don't think it's weird. I mean, sometimes I watch TV with my dad on the bed or just lay there talking and joking.

Xquisite1 28

Monday 6 July 2015 16:33

Nothing wrong with having a tight family bond. I see nothing wrong with this. In my house we talk, laugh, clown around with our children & they are welcome to come watch a movie in bed with their dad and myself. It is absolutely okay to have a conversation in bed with our kids especially if they upset about something need comforting. I guess it depends on the family.