Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying...

By tLee - 19/07/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By omfgnooo - 09/09/2011 23:22 - United States

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

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klutzyduck1 24

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.

nolife77 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:00

aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!

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anothersuicide 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:48

Aww she mustve been so embarrassed, it happens.

FLAFeagle 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:58

give her a nice spanking?

aaronfuegopop 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:32

what does that have to do with your neck?

holakittylover 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:54

awwww she cares

Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 20 July 2011 4:38

Freeze it with some ice..

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:49

well that's just awkward.

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:56

I love how if this would be a guy. every girl would be like dump that idiot. but because a girl did it everyone is saying awww poor girl, etc....

My_Name_Is_ 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:11

ask for a military cut, you will not have to worry ever again

Happiness2Joy 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:20

Who the hell makes out with gum in their mouth? Well, I guess fresh breath is better than dog crap breath.

Happiness2Joy 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:20

Who the hell makes out with gum in their mouth? Well, I guess fresh breath is better than dog crap breath.

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Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure my awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out my mom had used them all wiping down her car. FML

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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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Today, I took my mum on the London Underground. We were standing on the platform, when she suddenly bought up a load of phlegm in her mouth. Instead of trying to find a bin, she just full on spat out the biggest green pile on the floor next to people. FML

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Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year-old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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Same thing different taste

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