Work: Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope,...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 05:25 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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iFellytone 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

Awkward

sucks4Udude 3

Monday 8 March 2010 9:37

@astro actually, you do capitolize the g in God if you are referring to the only god in someone's religion. if you leave it lowercase, then you are referring to a god that isn't the only one in it's religion (like a Greek god).

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loveydoveybitche 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:58

^^ good point! besides it's just a hair. I don't see why it was soo important for him to pick/rub off. It's nbd! he probably just wanted to cop a feel. The hair wouldve gone home with her unnoticed. YDI deff not an FML unless you're going bald? in which case FYL

loveydoveybitche 0

Monday 8 March 2010 10:03

ehhh my comment posted in the wrong place. my response was for 7 n 18

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 10:25

Client? Doctors have patients, so was the OP a man-***** who plays "doctor" with his "clients?" I hope, for everyone's sake, that the hair on her chest was not in the nippular area. That would have been painful for all involved -- including us readers!

fireandice27 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:45

Yeah it's weird..... I actually live where the OP is and I'm a med student and I've never ever ever heard a doctor refer to their patients as clients. The only people I've heard say that are workers in nursing homes, but they don't listen to people's chests with stethoscopes. Unless, you know, they're into that sort of thing.

Starlight17 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:03

the op could be working in a dental office, it's preferred to call people clients rather than patients when working as a dentist or dental hygienist.

lemonyfresh 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:56

I'm pretty sure dentists don't check their "clients'" hearts with a stethoscope. At least mine only focused on what a dentist is supposed to focus on: MY TEETH.

deannacx 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:38

True dat.

strandedinalimo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 10:44

That is the cutest Pikachu.

GravityOfLove 3

Monday 8 March 2010 11:43

Plastic surgeons have clients. Also, if that person has come routinely (as someone would for a consultation, and then preperation(s) for a surgery) then maybe the doctor was more comfortable with the client (also, if the doctor was female that helps with comfortability). inb4 get back to kitchen or females can't be doctors. -_-

ash92_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 11:46

Um. Catherine Tate did this in a skit. And I also doubt that if you saw a hair there, you'd try and brush it off instead of ignoring it. I call bullshit?