By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 217
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Same thing different taste

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@astro actually, you do capitolize the g in God if you are referring to the only god in someone's religion. if you leave it lowercase, then you are referring to a god that isn't the only one in it's religion (like a Greek god).

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"Now can you show us on this doll where he touched you?"

xrod_fml 0

snickerdoodles everytime I see your comments I lol cuz there so re tar ded just wondering why don't you jump off a cliff?

squirrelbait 0

Today, my client tried to grope me and then posted a FML about it because nobody likes him. FML

emily420 0

I bet snickerdoodles has a hairy chest. she talks like she knows so much about it.

ew. why would you try n get it off? you're touching her chest ... you prob made her so uncomfortable

you... Miss Astro (capitalized) are gorgeous.

Seidhkona 0

Why does everyone assume it's a doc? lol, I'm a CNA in school for my LPN (going SLOWLY up the medical chain of command, lol) and I call my patients residents usually, but the DON, ADON, and people in the business office call the residents 'clients' a lot. And I hear it in specialist offices at times, and offices that deal with frequently visiting outpatients. There's no reason for so many people to try to call fake just because of that term usage. By the way . . . dude I would have ignored the hair. It's WAAAAY too easy for a patient/client/resident/whatever to accuse medical personal of sexual harassment - like that one poster who posted about her cardiologist. I doubt her cardiologist had any interest in her breast from the sound of it, and that's not even hearing his side. I've had residents with large or odd breasts and what I do is instead of moving it to get my steth in position I usually just ask them to lay down so it flattens out a little, but that's not exactly something they teach you in the schools and sometimes it doesn't work. Though with an Alert and Oriented person it probably would have been polite to ask first - honestly it doesn't take long to get pretty desensitized to nudity issues in the medical field. If it wasn't for the constant threat of sexual harassment it won't be much of an issue at all. I spend a good 40% of my day wiping people after incontinent episodes . . . I gotta say, after a few days of that crap genitalia gets rather unexciting, lol.

your not a doctor because doctors know they have patients not clients. unless your a doctor/agent I guess. possible

tootsie68 22

As a doctor or medical professional, you should have noticed that she has more testosterone then estrogen in her body and did something about it. There are many more disgusting things you go through if you plan on being a success at your medical profession. Get over it.