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what's the point of being I'n a relationship if your not gonna smash every night? 4months!!! without is insanity
Whaddaya mean, what's the point? By this reasoning, the best relationship would be a continuous deal with a prostitute.
HELLO Captain Obvious, those noises.... how much more of a sign or hint do you need?
Sounds like you suck in bed..
The correct answer is "Oh yes, she is!".
He meant that the neighbor lady sounded fun, because obviously you are not fun.
4 months? That kind of sucks. But based on what your boyfriend said, I'm going with the assumption that you're a bit of a bore in bed and that's the reason for the dry spell. Liven things up. or break it off, so you can both find people that you are sexually compatible with.
He's in bed right next to you, saying that sex "sounds like fun," and you apparently do nothing about it. So whose fault is it that it's been four months? Your boyfriend was basically telling you that he's jealous of the neighbors. Do something about it.
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tickle his pickle for Gods sake
Go buy an $80 vibrator. That'll make him more competitive. :)