By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 643
You deserved it 5 707

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Next time, applaud and yell "Encore!"

TheCookieCrumb 0

Just in time for the big finale!

Comments

cricket14 0

im so sorryyy. that happens to me all the time. i know exactly how you feel. and i try to change rooms, but they wont let me.

sdfrew 0

Like I have sex with guys all the time. My kids. Are 16 and 12, they complain all the time but they shouldn't care cause my 16 year old has girls over every night My 12 year old isn't a virgin anymore so yeah... She has had sex a million times So stop complaining and go duck some1 too

wow. that says a lot about what kind of mother you are.

what the hell #78.... you just let your 16 year old bring girls every night?

#78 wow i dont even know where to begin, i’m speechless ... this just proves how ridiculous the people of today’s society truly are.

#78 u have a real problem if u let ur 12 year old lose their virginity im a few years older then her and im still a virgin. (bad parenting)

ihatestupidppl 0

lol people, I'm pretty sure this is *not* a real comment, just someone trying to be amusing...

wow, youre an awful parent. your kids are going to have some serious problems, not to mention diseases and/or children by the time theyre 20.

#78 is probably just a douchebag trying to rile people up. I doubt any parent in their right mind would be so blase about their 16-year-old whoring himself out to a different girl every night and their 12-year-old losing their virginity.

Hi, #78, You sound pretty cool, but when I turned 10, my dad hired ****** to come into my room every night and have sex with me. When I turned 14, he upped it to two at a time, so I had threesomes every night. Since I didn't waste a lot of time in high school fooling around with amateur girls, I was able to finish high school a year early, so I took a year off before college. I had a ten-woman harem that year and my full-time occupation was tending to them (or having them tend to me.) Yeah, you're OK, but my dad totally rocked!

ladiidaa 0

@ You and 114: STDs. They exist.

#121, plexico (#114) is kidding and making his reply to #78 even more ridiculous than #78's comment. Go read some of his other comments on the other FML's ;)

5232jada 4

THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU????

FML_FYL_YDI 0

@ 78, seeing as how you let your 12 year old lose her virginity, you shouldn't be giving teenagers advice.

frankenberrie 0

#28 That would be oh so nasty especially if she lied and said the shiny stuff was vasaline!!!!!! XD

grimmelok 0

You know I'm starting to think everyone that says, "UR PARENTS HAVE SEX, DEAL WITH IT, AT LEAST THEY DON'T HATE EACH OTHER" are parents that have loud sex themselves. NO ONE wants to hear their parents have sex.

They waited for you to finish listening to your music

silentmusic 0

FYL!!!! and i love classic rock and new rock but i hate guns and roses!

ilive4fml 0