Intimacy: Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really...

By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

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callmecourtney 3

Monday 6 September 2010 18:59

YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.

Igor_g5 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:01

You offered it. He took it.

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ghillieman 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 22:12

He's a guy. What did you expect?

TaMereEnString_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:15

What?! just die in hell! if you give him the choice at least dont try to make him feel bad for whatever he chose. just say you dont want it thats it nothing more nothing less. you shoud fill your pussy with bondo and never have sex again

slushy_lushy 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:40

If you tell them they can, they will. Just say no if you aren't in the mood! Any decent man will understand that it happens every once in a while.

califormula 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:00

Well, you told him he could! What did you expect????? Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Grettir 1

Tuesday 16 November 2010 0:16

That "you can do it if you want but I won't enjoy it" line is kind of a mean thing to say. Turn him down if you aren't in the mood, but don't respond to his advances with indifference.