Intimacy: Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really...

By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By DieTrying - 02/02/2012 09:31 - United States

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

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callmecourtney 3

Monday 6 September 2010 18:59

YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.

Igor_g5 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:01

You offered it. He took it.

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 6 September 2010 19:08

Stop being a pussy.

yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 6 September 2010 21:04

I see wht you did there!

gggfrt 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 3:30

You, sir, win.

mattyjsando 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 5:28

nice

remy3106 10

Monday 6 September 2010 19:10

haha u shouldn't have said anything!!

oldenuff2party 3

Monday 6 September 2010 19:11

well I mean if he really wanted to

relyo 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:16

Apparently he really wanted to. YDI

underpaid011 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:18

any offer is a good offer.

KaleidoscopePope 0

Monday 6 September 2010 21:50

kinda like how 9 no's and a yes means yes!

tamimac 3

Monday 6 September 2010 19:21

WTF kind of gf are you???

cristy91 33

Monday 6 September 2010 19:22

If you don't want to have sex, then say "no, not now", that way you won't get mad at his insensitivity for doing something you said he could.

mintcar 9

Monday 6 September 2010 19:23

I know that feeling all too well. Happened to me last night when he stayed over in my dorm.

1121osu2110 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:25

y would u let him... that makes u a hoe...

remy3106 10

Monday 6 September 2010 22:15

how does that make her a hoe?!!? u dumb bitch

cassiebear7652 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 5:45

It makes her a ho because she's having pre-marital sex.

withered 30

Wednesday 31 January 2018 11:14

Ah yes, let's call women who have sex hoes because none of them want to have sex with you.

mcsquanch 0

Monday 6 September 2010 19:27

Give a guy an inch, he will take a mile. fo sho! book of jones 2:14:25

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Monday 6 September 2010 20:14

well he gave her an inch by sounds of it

sourgirl101 28

Monday 6 September 2010 20:40

No, it's give a man an INCH and he thinks he's a "RULER"! (:

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