Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love...

By anonymous - 01/04/2012 18:38 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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micahsmommy 13

Monday 2 April 2012 2:53

Perhaps he was hoping you'd say "I love you" back rather than "go deeper".

mikeymayhem_87 15

Monday 2 April 2012 2:53

You did say go deeper, you just didn't specify how! Lol

Comments

Inferring 7

Monday 2 April 2012 3:03

At least you had sex

TheFamilyElf 17

Monday 2 April 2012 4:12

I think the phrasing you're looking for is, "Doesn't matter, had sex."

Furrywhiplash 14

Monday 2 April 2012 4:32

Oh no! He is showing signs of originality! Slay him!!!

ArrickMorris 4

Monday 2 April 2012 5:52

I think this person is saying its been a while since they got layed lmao

TheElle 6

Monday 2 April 2012 3:04

And how exactly did that kill the mood?

emeraldisle 30

Monday 2 April 2012 3:05

Go deeper is always the response someone is looking for after they say I love you.

perdix 29

Monday 2 April 2012 3:09

"Go deeper" seems like a polite way to say, "Is your penis really that small?"

BostonBruinsLord 0

Monday 2 April 2012 4:22

I agree, Perdix(btw, if you thing I remind u of another Bruins fan on FML, I am)

MrGroovy28 7

Monday 2 April 2012 4:29

I guess you know this from firsthand experience??

effedml 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:50

19 - Or it could mean he's so big that he was holding back b/c of a misguided fear of hurting OP. I've been there before. But now I've said too much...

Monkeybuttcream 4

Monday 2 April 2012 5:50

"go deeper" is a great response while recieving suprise butt sex! Ya baby!

twisted_cherub 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:28

I've never used "Go deeper." in bed. I'm not sure how one could go deeper if they're already seriously into it. Nor do I understand why this would be anyone's response to "I love you.".

betterNowThanLat 5

Monday 2 April 2012 3:11

At least your getting some op, I have a boyfriend whos attending college far away. We havent had sex in 3 months. I got on BC 2 months ago thinking we would have sex still .. he left a month ago. FML , your boyfriend is awesome at least hes with u !

XtraEzeee 8

Monday 2 April 2012 3:26

Quit trying to steal the spotlight. This is OP's FML, not yours.

XtraEzeee 8

Monday 2 April 2012 3:42

Quit trying to steal the spotlight. This is OP's FML, not yours.

betterNowThanLat 5

Monday 2 April 2012 3:58

steal the spotlight? not even, i have a right to comment on this post just like any other person. its called "freedom of speech"

ninjadinos 14

Monday 2 April 2012 4:08

I call this "freedom of thumbing down".

2ndSucks 15

Monday 2 April 2012 4:36

"Oh my God guys, I haven't had sex in 3 whole months. I'm so friggin deprived." Suck it up. But not literally, since you're so tortured! We live in a terribly shallow world.

kawaiisakura 12

Monday 2 April 2012 4:57

I love how much sex seems to dominate a relationship. Its not "i miss my bf," no. Its "i miss having sex with my bf, oh god, the worlds going to end without 3 months of sex!" may just be my virginity talking, but my god. Is that all people really care about?

betterNowThanLat 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:06

Thats not what i meant by that, of course i miss him but OP posted about SEX so thats what i was refering to. damn, not that ******* serious

illmatic2 16

Monday 2 April 2012 5:13

It's called masturbation. That's what I do.

teague95 16

Monday 2 April 2012 5:22

^the virginity is strong in this one

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 April 2012 5:30

Betternowthanlat - Freedom of speech is an American thing. FML was created by a bunch of French dudes. Sure, you can post whatever comment you want. But doing what you did is called attention whoring, and it invites, nay encourages bad-spirited responses like you're getting.

dominic1221 6

Monday 2 April 2012 6:05

Freedom of speech is an ancient Athenian thing actually, buuuuuut I know you were being sarcastic. :D

Wozuh 5

Monday 2 April 2012 6:29

97- An ancient Athenian thing later adopted by the United States, and not France. His point isn't where the idea originated, but rather how France does not have this policy.

dominic1221 6

Monday 2 April 2012 6:34

Yeah it does, it's in the "Déclaration des droits de l'Homme et du Citoyen." It's annoying when some Americans act like they're the only people in the world with a sacred freedom of speech. And in both countries, it only applies to government interference.

Wozuh 5

Monday 2 April 2012 6:39

102- I obviously know less about the topic than you. Please forgive me. I have stuck my nose where it doesn't belong and am now removing it from the situation. However, please do not make sweeping generalizations about all Americans due to my neglect to research more before speaking.