Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love...

By anonymous - 01/04/2012 18:38 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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micahsmommy 13

Monday 2 April 2012 2:53

Perhaps he was hoping you'd say "I love you" back rather than "go deeper".

mikeymayhem_87 15

Monday 2 April 2012 2:53

You did say go deeper, you just didn't specify how! Lol

Comments

sillydumpling 0

Monday 2 April 2012 3:29

Hes hiding his tiny thingy.

perdix 29

Monday 2 April 2012 3:30

Instead of his Barry White impression, the OP wanted his Johnny Holmes impression ... on her uterus.

spacetravel 1

Monday 2 April 2012 3:37

You're mood seems to be easily killed.

kinkyfemboislut 6

Monday 2 April 2012 3:52

You didn't say it back, girl, I'd have thrown you out into the hall and made you sleep out side for that.

kylesgirlforever 12

Monday 2 April 2012 6:06

I agree:) you should always say it back duhh

betterNowThanLat 5

Monday 2 April 2012 3:56

steal the spotlight? not even, i have a right to comment on this post just like any other person. its called "freedom of speech"

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 2 April 2012 4:11

There's also something called ' the reply button'. Crazy, right? You should look into it. Oh and by the way, freedom of speech is only constituted to a certain extent. Then it becomes slander and extortion. Not that you were doing any of the two, just thought I'd throw that in there.

betterNowThanLat 5

Monday 2 April 2012 4:13

I accidentally pushed the comment button instead of the reply, as you can see above ^ i did comment back. and no need for all of that, this didnt involve you :)