By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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fisheatsbear 6

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

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ghostwitch1863 0

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

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swagga0n1oo 0

List of a puns... 1. that blows (continue below)

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cyberotter 0

premature detanation. the idiot tried to practice.

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winterharte 0

then he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS! hehe oh and to the person above me, it's spelled 'detonation'

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UberFail79 0

Damn. I was hoping no-one beat me to it. JIZZED. IN. HIS PANTS.

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pookness 2

"I need a few things from the grocery, I do things alone now mostely.."

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cyberotter 0

rofl win "picked my phone And i saw you rang and I jizzed in my pants"

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jolipetitamour 0

haha, that is the first thing I thought of!

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noobienick 19

Left me heart broken, not looking for love Surprise in my eyes when looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still, so did time and space Never thought that I can feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me, that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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madskillz3088 0

yeah u made someone happy.... no fml

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jenni_1285 0

like finished kissing or like finished cumming in his pants?

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bmalley 0

if you're that good at making out let's get together.

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Cupcaken 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY#

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tiamarie 0

don't most people graduate at 18? why are a 23,25year old at a highschool prom? I call bull shit!

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dropdeaddani 0

Making out "LIKE" a couple of sixteen-year-olds at a high school prom. But yeah, awkward phrasing on the OP's part kind of.

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thatpianoguy612 0

Wooooooow..

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dman4412 0

shouraku: thanks for the copy paste from the dictionary. I'm sure it couldn't be paraphrased into anything shorter than that wall of text. anyways it's a poor example. who says "oh yeah me and this girl were making out like two teenagers at the prom"? I think that sounds so stupid

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bigd18 0

Somebody needs to learn how to read.

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