By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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fisheatsbear 6

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

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ghostwitch1863 0

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

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KurouTenshi 0

I'm sure it was a figure of speech.

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xn8gx 0

Nothing comes easy unless you are having issues with premature ejaculation

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kazumaslayer666 3

and when we hold hands it's like having sex to me and I jizzed in my pants you call me premature I just call it ectasy (spelt wrong).

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perdix 29

That's disgusting that the chaperones at the high school prom are dry humping in front if all of the minors they are supposed to be protecting from exactly that kind of action! (Dry humping for one of you, at least;)) If you think this is mythical, please refer to the "**** in My Pants" video.

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FYLDeep 25

Did you hear the story of the two teachers that got suspended after one gave the other a lap dance in front of the whole school? There's a video of it somewhere.

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Zills 0

awesome that may be hard to find with the swarms of **** on the Internet.

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iloveloosy12 0

it's possible cause you fail. he was done kissing you ya weirdy

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goonie85 0

Haha! Yes! Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film.....

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PandasRtheShit 0

Stepped outside into the rain. Checked my phone and i saw you rang. And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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CallMeHush 0

You made him pop his knot, damn you're good!

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furburger 0

Next time, he should "try" to fantasize about Snickerdoodles. Problem solved.

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Shmeaty 0

what were u doing at a high school prom?

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f_your_life_09 0

omg. @48: 1.) read the FML again. 2.) read the comments that r above u. the FML says "LIKE (do u know what that word means) a 16 year old at prom" LIKE MEANING THEY R NOT HIGH SCHOOLERS AND FOR THE FEW PEOPLE ABOVE THAT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A CHAPARONE...IT SAYS NOTHING OF THE SORT!!!! all of u need to learn how to read before u comment on the FML

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Lg11 3

lol and you need to stop being such a douche #59

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jal10a 1

@ 59 its from a diff video everyone got a laff out of they aint tlkin bout them bein chaperones

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sasonzal 4

maybe when he said he finished he ment he came,b4 reading the other people comments I was sure that it's what da fml is about

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