By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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fisheatsbear 6

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

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ghostwitch1863 0

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

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droppintacos 0

he busted, that's what he meant by I'm finished and left he couldn't stay! premature combustion ha!

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monkeypaw 0

I **** right in my pants when ur standing next to me. and when we're holding hands, it's like having sex with me.

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Vitamin_C 0

LMAO! happened to me before - all of a sudden the guy sat up and said "sorry, I never finish that fast but it's been a while". F both our lives...

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UrLiFsuX 4

sounds like both "you and the OP" can't kiss lol

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Vitamin_C 0

the wet stain on his jeans said otherwise...

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UrLiFsuX 4

he would have to be an EXTREME virgin, as in has never masterbated or been touched by a woman before. so to believe this happened to you two by just kissing, lol he was done alright! just done with you slobbering in his mouth

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Vitamin_C 0

bitch, much? just coz you can't turn anyone on doesn't mean no one else can!

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UrLiFsuX 4

how was that a "bitch?" sounds like I hit it dead on since your pissed lol. haha go turn on your dog with them kisses

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Vitamin_C 0

umm telling someone they're "slobbering" is an insult, telling someone to turn on their dog is an insult. ergo, you're a bitch. go **** yourself, you might be less of a cow to complete strangers :)

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ksharp 0

he was prolly just finished kissing your fat ugly face and didint want to ruin his buzz

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niibee 0

maybe he was tired lol

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oceanbeauty 17

lol what do you even say to that? I'm sorry though. fyl. you just should have said "damn I'm THAT good. I didn't even have to do anything" lol

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angry_wildebeast 0

oh my god haha. either your really hot or he's never touched his dick before

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yourefunnykinda 0

if he thought she was ugly and a bad kisser he wouldnt have made out with her for a long time.... but i think its weird that not even some of your clothes were off and that a 23 year old is having premature ejaculation....akward.

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Smitty22 0

he's either gay or u stink one or the other.

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