Intimacy: Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school...

By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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Brutally honest

By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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You're weird, dude

By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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Star power

By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By singleloseragain - 15/12/2022 12:00

Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML

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Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

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By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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fisheatsbear 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:09

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

ghostwitch1863 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:07

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

Comments

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:48

"He rolls away" Was it like a kick-ass spy move? Maybe he's just too aloof for sex. Or he already stole your wallet while inexpertly groping you.

rstroupe 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:59

u ppl r dumb as ****, it has nothing 2 do w morals, dude ******* nutted his pants---DERP!!!!!

mzmiff132 1

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:30

surprisingly the same thing has happened to me but he was my boifriend...25yr olds these days w.t.f lmao

kingwaldo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:36

Were you THAT good or THAT bad?

Dopplegangers 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:00

if u kiss like your analogy then I dont blame the guy...

mempholicious 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:02

that is bizarre

ashlea925 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:25

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

mcme 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:30

**** IN MY PANTS!!!! Lol

ndiesal 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:30

Look, it's pretty clear from the verbage of this FML that the guy blew his load in his pants. The OP might be that damn good, but he needs some help. I think there's pills for that...they may or may not work though...

cannonchic 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:49

the best temptation is the current moment..if you can keep your clothes on in the hot steamy moment, that's the best sex you can have with your clothes on!! Grow up!

upintheorange 5

Friday 21 May 2010 13:28

it's not as hot if the only reason you're not having sex is that the guy can't last through the part with clothes on. what a fine specimen of a man...NOT!