By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!

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saIty 17

The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.

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RedPanda666 0

That is literally the the most sucky thing ive seen on here. Ive seen ppl getting hit by cars an getting yelled at for being in the way, but seriously, what happened here would b horrible

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ryry013 6

I think getting hit by a car would be worse. I mean, unless he suddenly held you down and spit it into your mouth, there's worse things on FML.

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sarahbear992 6

14, learn to spell....You sound incredibly ignorant.

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ALpein 0

Because this is far worse than a guy cussing out his teacher for a fake parentel suicide so their parents can have a laugh. Or a guy's stepmom throwing away the only item they had left of their deceased mother. Far, far worse.

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downtime 12

"But seriously" kind of gives away that the comment preceding it is a joke. It wasn't funny, and poorly written, but at least keep up with what is going on before making stupid comments.

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epicliz 5

is the OP like 8 or something??? how can a tooth just "dislodge itself" without warning or by getting hit???

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MerrikBarbarian 9

That's what I was wondering... Either op is very old, a meth/crack head, or still losing baby teeth... In which case they are way too young to be making out.

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wendy22804 0

My aunt had a condition that ate away her bones and also made her teeth fall out. It could be the case here.

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J9DeeZy 4

Dude, that's just tragic.

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Jonkbaby 22

a 3 year old making out? well he'd probably have a better chance at getting to 2nd base

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meenu_fml 3

Yeah, he's 3, and decided to go on FML to write about how much his life sucks.

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deadxmau5 6

Hey if the e-trade baby can do it so can a 3 year old.

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sweetness17 7

that awkward moment when your told off by catwoman..

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Michael_92 20

Man that sucks. Couldn't even imagine the awkwardness. You should prolly go to the dentist and make sure this doesn't happen again.

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linkinpark98 23

"What the Hell? Is that your tooth? Uh...Um yeah... I have to...Go find my dog..." *gets up and leaves*

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Rocky007 15

Eeewww, just eeewww.

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Fenthik 4

The vocabulary here is too developed to be that of a 7 year old, OP probably just has crappy hygiene.

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EandL_fml 2

WTH trying brushing your teeth and taking care of yourself. That is sooo gross, I hope she ran away!! If your oral hygiene is that bad, what would the rest of you be like??? eww

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kaitie311 1

Just because he lost a tooth doesn't necessarily mean he has horrible hygiene. He could've still been losing his baby teeth and some people naturally have horrible teeth in the first place! Even when they take great care of their teeth!

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey #44 I like how you used the word "naturally" in your comment, I don't understand though what dental problems a person could have if they already take "great care of their teeth"

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usnwife 18

Some people are prone to bad teeth. My mom brushes at least twice a day, flosses daily, and still has had more dental work than anyone I know. It runs in the family, if I miss brushing even one day I'll get a cavity... So yeah, taking great care of them can't change genetics (which DO play a role in oral health just like in the rest of your body!)

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Clamcreepy 7

Looks like you crushed your chances of getting anymore kisses from your crush

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Redoxx_fml 22

That's why they call it a crush. Sing him a song Marley!

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Clamcreepy 7

I would but my vocals are dead

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cunningchick 1

1 bob marley is awesome 2 eagles suck (figuritvly) 3 well, there is no three.

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