Miscellaneous: Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for...

By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Dreams can come true

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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Artificial teeth

By horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 10 February 2012 12:02

Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!

saIty 17

Friday 10 February 2012 12:03

The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.

Comments

dsypher 0

Friday 10 February 2012 15:24

What are you, like 80?

perdix 29

Friday 10 February 2012 15:26

Teeth have neither free will nor the ability to move. That girl must have been giving your some incredible tongue action! You should be glad you two didn't get any farther -- there may have been an unplanned circumcision ;)

license2chill 5

Friday 10 February 2012 20:19

You sir, made me laugh like a jackass during class.

MCTime 12

Friday 10 February 2012 15:43

Today, I was making out with a guy and his tooth fell out in my mouth, FML.

perdix 29

Friday 10 February 2012 16:36

I was making out with the great girl, but then my tooth took an arrow to the knee...

Birdie_Sage 0

Friday 10 February 2012 15:49

The girl you made out with should be the one posting here... "Today, I was making out with a boy who had a crush on me for a while now. It was all going fine until one of his teeth decided to dislodge itself into my mouth. I promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML" Bwahahahah!!! FYL.