Intimacy: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering...

By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Expertfail 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:13

least he was doing a good job.

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:32

the question is: how long did she stay to watch?

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ZachMitch1994 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:14

omg your so brutal hahahah

Chunkylover76 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 23:18

Should have invited her to join you two, let your boyfriend service you both, it's win/win/win!

SophieH14 2

Friday 21 January 2011 9:39

gross

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Thursday 20 January 2011 23:42

it could be worse. it could have been the other way around and u walked in on ur parents and "wished ur loved life was that interesting"

iluhvyoohbooh 0

Friday 21 January 2011 0:48

all I can say is wow ! you might want to lock the door next time !:) lol that must have been embarrassing :0

Heineken21 0

Friday 21 January 2011 0:51

hot

varkey 7

Friday 21 January 2011 1:17

um, it's called locking the door? how can so many people be this stupid YDI

ITZY05 0

Friday 21 January 2011 1:39

EWH.

DejaRasch 0

Friday 21 January 2011 2:01

heh heh heh heh....I find tht funny while others find it disturbing

ThaHero 0

Friday 21 January 2011 2:05

Creepy.

fuff_fml 4

Friday 21 January 2011 2:20

ahaha that's kinda happened to me

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Same thing different taste

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