Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his...

By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Excellence 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:22

Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.

Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:21

ew.

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Ggirl02 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:10

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH Oh man - roll is a funny word

greedy_dead_soul 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:15

This isn't an FML. He obviously likes you for who you are.

iamsansname 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 11:36

This is messed up. I'm sorry. It's so easy for thin people to say get thin...and I mean it isn't even laziness in a lot of cases. I try to work out 5 days a week and I'm careful about what I eat and I'll never be thin. And it's so easy to say "or accept your body" when uh, your boyfriend comments on something you've been trying to accept. Although yeah, at least he likes you.

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:43

Hey if you can't appreciate full blown, non-sugar coated honesty what can you appreciate?

sneakymonkey 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:44

How do his fingers get stuck under your roll going from his thigh to your chest , necessitating a "squeeze"? Idk if this is FML, but I'd dump that mofo

JuJuBean 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:31

He's a jerk for saying that. Just laugh it off, I assume he loves you the way you are if you were making out. :) Some guys just don't think before they speak. that's all.