Health: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well...

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 13:01

"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.

easlehc 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:19

ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx

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RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:00

Don't sweat it girl-friend. Was this your first kiss? Sounds like your boy-friend couldn't get over the trauma of being lip-locked (literally) and sneezed in the mouth. He probably has post-traumatic syndrome, so every time he thinks of kissing, he thinks of pain. Maybe breaking up is for the best. Congratulations for creating another person who associates making-out with pain. Hope he doesn't start wanking off to snuff films and heavy metal.

Jakethesnake34 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:17

What the hell?

repyourcliche 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:08

not gonna lie, i lol'd.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 30 May 2010 7:26

It's post traumatic stress syndrome. But still.. Lol. :P

kingghidorah 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:01

Haha I know right? This seems like something that would have or has been in a movie haha

omgtacos 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:03

21 **** you... what does brushing your teeth have to do with braces? brushing is for removing placque or however you spell it and braces are for disaligned teeth. OP that boyfriend of yours sounds like a douche, I would find a new one.

hahism 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:14

Dont you just love having naturally perfect teeth? I do :D

autumn16 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 18:52

49 haha I had braces for a year (: but now i'm lovin my perfect teeth (:

marylovesyou8D 7

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:02

boo whoo a year most people have them 2 years or more so stfu.

autumn16 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:00

exactly why I'm so happy (: and don't hate (;

xAllygator 1

Friday 1 October 2010 8:03

#130 Uh, Autumn was just stating that she had her braces on for a year. She wasn't complaining. So how about YOU "stfu"?

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:29

at least he didn't drop kick u then say it was over

cutey101 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:30

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

withered 30

Saturday 29 May 2010 14:39

He's stupid, you're better off without him. Your salima didn't bother him while making out, they you accidentaly sneezed and it was over? What a douchebag...